tb: “TypeBits is an alien abduction in the making.”

you: “Give me 3 examples of classic fonts.”

tb: “Um… let’s see. Helvetica Neue, Helvetica Neue, and… oh yea there’s another cool one, Helvetica Neue.”

you: “I kinda like Arial”

tb: “Arial is so pedestrian.”

you: “Well what do you think abou-

tb: “{Arial} =/code word for…”

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you: “comic sans?”

tb: “Where’s my switch blade?”