you: “What is typebits?”
tb: “TypeBits is an alien abduction in the making.”
you: “Give me 3 examples of classic fonts.”
tb: “Um… let’s see. Helvetica Neue, Helvetica Neue, and… oh yea there’s another cool one, Helvetica Neue.”
you: “I kinda like Arial”
tb: “Arial is so pedestrian.”
you: “Well what do you think abou-
tb: “{Arial} =/code word for…”
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you: “comic sans?”
tb: “Where’s my switch blade?”